How to move like an NPC - by Loczniki

Welcome to "How to Move Like an NPC" by Loczniki!

Are you tired of feeling like a stiff, uncoordinated player in the game of life? Are you ready to level up and start moving like a non-playable character (NPC)? Look no further, because Loczniki is here to teach you the ways of the NPCs.

In this course, you will learn how to walk in a perfectly straight line, stop abruptly or turn on a dime. You'll master the control over your posture and face, as well as basic moves, never acknowledging the player character or any other NPCs around you.

But that's not all! You'll also learn the subtle nuances of NPC behavior, like randomly turning, classic NPC walking, and fake running.

Enroll in "How to Move Like an NPC" by Loczniki today and become the ultimate background character! Who knows, maybe one day a player character will even mistake you for an actual NPC and try to interact with you. The possibilities are endless!